愛情搞笑句子

一、希望我們每個人在閃閃發光的同時，也要快樂樂的生活呀！

I hope each of us in the sparkling at the same time, also want a happy life!

二、做什麼事情都是要全力以赴，包括開心和可愛呀！

Do what thing is to go all out, including happy and lovely ah！

三、以後如果有人為你為什麼還不談戀愛？你就可以回他：我覺得我太甜瞭，根本就不適合去品嘗愛情的苦！

Later if someone for you why not fall in love? You can answer him: I think I am too sweet, not fit to taste the bitterness of love!

四、我希望八月的禮物是這可愛的生活和那個慢慢變好的自己。

I hope the gift of August is this lovely life and that slowly getting better myself.

五、生活就是這樣，總會有那麼幾個瞬間，讓你覺得人間值得，萬物皆可愛。

Life is like this, there will always be a few moments, let you feel the world is worth, everything is lovely.

六、愛情就像遙控小飛機，誰撞到誰就懵圈。

Love is like a remote control small plane, who strong to who will be ignorant.

七、渾身肉嘟嘟，生活旺旺旺。

All over the flesh dudu, flourishing life.

八、我想把我所有的好東西都給你，但是仔細想想除瞭可愛，我好像一無所有，吶，那就全部給你吧！

I want to give you all my good things, but think carefully in addition to cute, I seem to have nothing, oh, that all give you!

九、可愛的女孩子修好的照片留著不發，早晚有一天是會過期的。

Lovely girl fixed the photo stay not to send, sooner or later one day will be expired.

十、噓！我要乖乖地藏好呀！畢竟我這麼可愛的不多瞭，千萬不能被別人發現瞭。

Boo! I'm going to hide! After all, I am so lovely few, must not be discovered by others.

十一、唉，我這麼喜歡你，你就看在我這麼可愛的份上，幹脆就從瞭我吧！

Alas, I like you so much, you see in my so lovely share, simply from me!

十二、我本來在我自己的人生小路上蹦蹦跳跳地走著，可是一個不小心就被你絆倒瞭，你必須要對我負責。

I was in my own life on the path to jump to walk, but an accidentally tripped by you, you must be responsible for me.

十三、每天上班老是點外賣吃，真的很不健康，所以我勸大傢還是不要上班瞭。

Every day to go to work always order takeout to eat, it is not healthy, so I advise everyone or not to go to work.

十四、自我介紹：大傢好，我叫玉米，生氣的時候就叫爆米花。

Self-introduction: hello, everyone, My name is corn, angry when called popcorn.

十五、隻有心裡藏著小小星星，我們的生活才會亮晶晶呀！

Only with a little star hidden in our heart, our life will be sparkling!

十六、我想住到你的心裡去，而且隻想一個住，不想有鄰居的那種。

I want to live in your heart, and only one to live, do not want to have the kind of neighbors.

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